Saturday, January 24, 2009

HP

Well, I was asked recently why I don't create my own website devoted to Harry Potter, since it is my greatest obsession and I have expressed somewhat of an interest in sharing that obsession with other people ... well you see, creating and managing a website costs a certain amount of money to do. So Anderea, if you're reading this, that is why.

Sam

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Why Life Should Have Its Own Soundtrack

Yesterday my friend Winnie told me that her mom said to her "Winnie, I think you will smoke when you are older because you always have to be doing something with your hands."

Isn't high school melodramatic enough to deserve its own theme music?

That has nothing to do with my first sentence but it directly relates to the title of this bloggie-y, right?

Today my friend Mitchel called me and said he was tired and wanted to go to starbucks. And I said "Mitch, that doesn't make sense" and then he hung up. -.-

Tomorrow I have to go back to school. Should be gross. I don't mind school, tho. I told my friend Ashley once that I'm too lazy to do anything. I won't even walk to the kitchen to eat lunch even if I am so hungry that my head hurts.

So its a miracle that I get such good grades. I don't know what would happen if I actually tried. It might make me feel accomplished.

My other friend Beacan (ya...weird ass name, ehh?) once tried to high five me but he missed and hit me in the nose. Which hurt but my nose wasn't like, broken or anything. Ironic: almost 60 seconds later he tripped and fell and broke his wrist.

I'm not Canadian.

I really do think life should have a sountrack. If I didn't have music in my life I would be dead right now.

I DO use my cell phone to see in the dark AND i like mexican food. Nor do the two subjects of my last sentence relate but their conjunction made sense in my head.

Did I use the word "conjunction" correctly in the last sentence?

I like Johnny Depp but Meryl Streep is by far the better actress. Not saying there aren't other great ones. Like Mitchel Musso who isn't that "great" so to speak but I love him anyway.

I guess puncuation means nothing to me 'cos I seem to be leaving it out all over the place.

My mom is watching a movie in the living room right now and I think it is about Iwo Jima but I'm not sure. Oh my friend Stephanie texted me half an hour ago to tell me she is watching Mad Money and that her mom ruined the ending for her.

I liked Katie Holmes in that movie. It was different. But the movie got bad reviews which confused me since I really liked it.

The main actress in Mad Money was (I think...) in Boston Legal. But now that I think about it I sort of remember waching the movie and thinking the same thing but then correcting myself, realizing that the two actresses look very similar but are not the same person. I could be wrong.

I just got a text messg from my friend Jinny asking "Who's that?" and I don't remember what the last thing I said to her was. I think it was about Mitchel Musso.

My friend Stephanie thinks that Trace Cyrus is hot but I think he is scary.

J.K. Rowling is overrated. I had an argument about her with my friends Steven and Kaile last month when we were in a thirteen passenger bus going to Nevada. But there were only six people so we could have just taken the van.
anyway the bus was painted like the american flag. it made me think of What a Girl Wants. Remember the American Flag bus Daphne's mom's band drives to the wedding in? Mmm the actress who played Daphne's mom wanted to keep that bus and I don't know if she ever got it.
So Kaile was talking to Aaron (Aaron was driving) and he mentioned J.K. Idk what he was actually talking about but I suddenly was like "she's overrated" and Steven says "yeah, so is John Lennon" and Kaile goes "WHAT? naw, man, u crazzzzy" so i told him i thought her writing sounded uneducated and juvenile and he said he thought my standards were too high. then steven told me Kaile was uneducated and his drinking level was too hight. then kaile got madd and threw a take5 bar at him and started chugging Vitamin Water like he was dying of thirst and I asked him what the hell he was doing that for and he said "real men can drink vitamin water till they explode" (ehh...?)

Ashley told me that when i text her "eh" she thinks i sound either canadian or wasted.

i've never been wasted.

i've already adressed the latter.

i once spent $86 on iTunes in less than 15 minutes.

i went to Universal Studios over Winter Break with my parents, my brother, my mom's parents, and my cousin natasha. on our first day there natasha was hungry so she made us stop walking so she could buy a turkey leg. my mom got a hot dog and gave me her root beer YAY! then natasha made me try her turkey leg and i thought it was disgusting so i stopped eating it. then my grandmother said she was too full to eat hers so she gave it to me. i forgot i didn't like it and took a bite out of it and then was all "eww..." and threw it away. then my grandmother got up and told me i shouldn't waste food.

yeah, ok.